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बहुत पढ़ाई कर ली, चलो अब कुछ आराम करते हैं....Part 3

edited January 2016 in Miscellaneous
The Show Must Go On..
@Friends,
as u know,
in this thread..
u can post jokes, shaayries, poems, stories,
ya phir,
jo bhi dil chahe....
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  • @ mod,
    if u want,
    aap meri ye id bhi block kar sakte hain,
    27 ids ,5 ip address
    pehle hi block kar chuke ho aap log,
    i`ll come back with another id & ip address..


  • @mod,
    if u want,
    aap meri ye id bhi block kar sakte hain,
    27 ids ,5 ip address
    pehle hi block kar chuke ho aap log,
    i`ll come back with another id & ip address..


    Apne acche se quote nhi kra. Let me help you... @mod ji , priya didi aapko bula rahi. :sunglasses:

  • @ mod,
    if u want,
    aap meri ye id bhi block kar sakte hain,
    27 ids ,5 ip address
    pehle hi block kar chuke ho aap log,
    i`ll come back with another id & ip address..


    @mods @root
    :trollface: :trollface:
  • A boy throws a bottle of Bournvita out of the window.

    A cat sees it, and takes the bottle of bournvita and buries it under the ground.



    Why?











































    Because 'CAT-BURIES' (Cadbury) Bournvita

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  • edited January 2016
    The Show Must Go On..
    @Friends,
    as u know,
    in this thread..
    u can post jokes, shaayries, poems, stories,
    ya phir,
    jo bhi dil chahe....
    tum khud ek sabse bada joke ho priya... :D itni chanchal ladki maine aaj tak nhi dekhi...wo bhi ias ki taiyyari krne wali to kbhi nhi....aur wo bhi interview tak pahuch gayi..asambhav... a

    agar tum DM ban gayi to poora sheher tumhara diwana ban jaega...
  • Gulshan Grover is riding a bike at the velocity of light.

    On the way he offers a lift to a stranger.

    Stranger: "Sir, can I know your name please"

    Gulshan: "I am Gulshan Grocer"

    Stranger: "Grocer? Sure you dont mean Gulshan Grover??"

    Gulshan: "No it is Grocer"

    Now tell me why did Gulshan say so...








































    ANS: Because at the speed of light V=C image
  • Ram ne Sita se Vivaah kiya,
    Ravan ne Sita ka Apaharan kiya,
    Hanuman ne Sita ko Bachaya,
    To ab ye Batao ki Vastav mein Hero Kaun Hai?

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    Scroll down for the answer

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    Sanjay Dutt !!! :-)


    SAWAL theek se padho ! image
  • The Show Must Go On..
    @Friends,
    as u know,
    in this thread..
    u can post jokes, shaayries, poems, stories,
    ya phir,
    jo bhi dil chahe....
    tumhare harr dislike ya like pe meri dil ki dhadkane tej ho jaati h... main madhya pradesh aa rha hu jaldi...tmhe dhund ke tmse ru-ba-ru hone
  • Priya asked: 1 din me kitne cigrette peete
    ho ?
    Boy:40 - 50
    Priya: Agar ab tak zindgi me cigrete
    pe kharch kye hue paise bachate
    to samne khari hui BMW car tumhari
    hoti.
    Boy: Aap cigrete peeti hein ?
    Priya: No
    Boy: To kya wo car apki hai ?
    Priya: No
    Boy: Thanks for advice, Wo car meri hi
    hai.
    MORAL: zyada lecture dene se bezti bhi
    ho jaati hai.. tongue emoticon
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