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Anyone Interested in opening "Pakoda Stall" in ORN

After going through UPSC notification and pondering over our beloved PM's remark I have decided to become an entrepreneur and want to create job by opening Pakoda Stall in ORN

Scope:No competition in market only 1 stall near Popular Juice Corner.
Eligibility: Graduation(the higher the better)
Skills Required:
1.Innovation (need out of box thinking) to create new pakodas
2.Knowledge about world happenings(just like a pan wala or a Tea wala)
3.Should be able to make world-class "Pakoda" which can be even delivered to our beloved incumbent government leaders(aisa ki unhe apne mummy k hath k bane pakode yad aa jaye.)
.
Financing: Mudra Yojna
Proposed Locations:All Famous coaching institutes eg.Pajiram,Pigeon IAS,Bhrast IAS etc.
Salary: Best in the market(You ll be an entrepreneur!! )

#BJP_hatao_naukari_pao
#Prevent_Demographic_Disaster


Comments

  • edited February 8

    After going through UPSC notification and pondering over our beloved PM's remark I have decided to become an entrepreneur and want to create job by opening Pakoda Stall in ORN

    Scope:No competition in market only 1 stall near Popular Juice Corner.
    Eligibility: Graduation(the higher the better)
    Skills Required:
    1.Innovation (need out of box thinking) to create new pakodas
    2.Knowledge about world happenings(just like a pan wala or a Tea wala)
    3.Should be able to make world-class "Pakoda" which can be even delivered to our beloved incumbent government leaders(aisa ki unhe apne mummy k hath k bane pakode yad aa jaye.)
    .
    Financing: Mudra Yojna
    Proposed Locations:All Famous coaching institutes eg.Pajiram,Pigeon IAS,Bhrast IAS etc.
    Salary: Best in the market(You ll be an entrepreneur!! )

    #BJP_hatao_naukari_pao
    #Prevent_Demographic_Disaster


    Tier 1 Engineering and MBA colleges should be given higher preference
    Keeping a saffron flag is a must

    The owner of stalls henceforth will be employed
    Fin minister jee will collect tax from him the way he is collecting from illegal Bitcoins

    NDA India Shinning movement 2 has begun I hope 10 saal ki liye phir se bahar jaye
  • Had posted it 13 hours ago on another thread
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    Guys, who's willing to join me in setting up Modi Pakoda Franchisee, with his Animated Face as our logo. Our delivery boys known as Modi Boys be riding Modibike. Will gain instant recognition and go Viral. We'll start small with our 1st outlet in ORN to sell History Pakoda, Geography Pakoda, Socio Pakoda..... and so forth.

    Will have tie up with Private Educational Institutions to sell Management Pakodas, Engineering Pakodas, etc. via outlet inside the campus. Likewise in Corporate as IT Pakoda, Tech Pakoda, Consulting Pakoda...

    If we can eat American Burger, Italian Pizza, Chinese noodles and Mexican Nachos. Why can't our Pakoda move abroad? We can't compete with them in Automobile and Aeronautics industry. That's Hi-Tech stuff. But our Pakoda doesn't need that high a techno.

    I'm in no way a Modi supporter. But his Animated Face as logo can help us.
  • Someone had launched Bù shī diapers in China with George Bush animated face as logo.

    Bù shī is "Not Wet" in Mandarin.
  • edited February 12
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  • Make Dick PAKODAS (keep it hidden) and vagina PAKODAS. .n different shapes of PAKODAS showing female body...it will sell like anything.

    Can sell online via a separate ecommerce website dedicated to this niche market, while keeping it a secret that we own it.


    Likewise, there're are bakers who bake customised shaped cakes. A Bollywood Actor (female) celebrated her birthday with a specific body part shaped cake.
  • After going through UPSC notification and pondering over our beloved PM's remark I have decided to become an entrepreneur and want to create job by opening Pakoda Stall in ORN

    Scope:No competition in market only 1 stall near Popular Juice Corner.
    Eligibility: Graduation(the higher the better)
    Skills Required:
    1.Innovation (need out of box thinking) to create new pakodas
    2.Knowledge about world happenings(just like a pan wala or a Tea wala)
    3.Should be able to make world-class "Pakoda" which can be even delivered to our beloved incumbent government leaders(aisa ki unhe apne mummy k hath k bane pakode yad aa jaye.)
    .
    Financing: Mudra Yojna
    Proposed Locations:All Famous coaching institutes eg.Pajiram,Pigeon IAS,Bhrast IAS etc.
    Salary: Best in the market(You ll be an entrepreneur!! )

    #BJP_hatao_naukari_pao
    #Prevent_Demographic_Disaster


    Tier 1 Engineering and MBA colleges should be given higher preference
    Keeping a saffron flag is a must

    The owner of stalls henceforth will be employed
    Fin minister jee will collect tax from him the way he is collecting from illegal Bitcoins

    NDA India Shinning movement 2 has begun I hope 10 saal ki liye phir se bahar jaye
    Point duly noted...will be implemented henceforth.

    Aisi harkat ki h ki ab to main Pappu ko bhi vote de aunga.. :grimace:

    #BJP_hatao_naukari_pao
    #Prevent_Demographic_Disaster
  • 1ManArmy said:

    Had posted it 13 hours ago on another thread
    -

    Guys, who's willing to join me in setting up Modi Pakoda Franchisee, with his Animated Face as our logo. Our delivery boys known as Modi Boys be riding Modibike. Will gain instant recognition and go Viral. We'll start small with our 1st outlet in ORN to sell History Pakoda, Geography Pakoda, Socio Pakoda..... and so forth.

    Will have tie up with Private Educational Institutions to sell Management Pakodas, Engineering Pakodas, etc. via outlet inside the campus. Likewise in Corporate as IT Pakoda, Tech Pakoda, Consulting Pakoda...

    If we can eat American Burger, Italian Pizza, Chinese noodles and Mexican Nachos. Why can't our Pakoda move abroad? We can't compete with them in Automobile and Aeronautics industry. That's Hi-Tech stuff. But our Pakoda doesn't need that high a techno.

    I'm in no way a Modi supporter. But his Animated Face as logo can help us.

    acha plan h for expansion..
  • jaljal
    edited February 8
    BREAKING NEWS: Mukesh Ambani just announced to invest 2000 crore in Reliance Pakoda. Rs 1000 ke quarterly recharge pe unlimited pakodas availbale. Reliance to recruit 3000 "employable " Post graduates for the company.
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  • Union transport minister Nitin Gadkari has made the astounding claim that the phrase ‘Achche Din’ – ‘good days’ – was first used by the previous prime minister, Manmohan Singh, but has now become “a millstone” around the BJP’s neck. “Then Modiji used it somewhere and now it is a bone struck in our throat,” said the minister at an event in Mumbai, while blaming citizens for never being satisfied with what they had been given.
    https://thewire.in/65899/disingenuous-gadkari-now-disown-phrase-achche-din/
  • Mudra Loans have tooo high interest rates.... i'll aply under "Stand up" India fund... since i'll be standing up whole day selling pakodas
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  • Sabko apne pet palne hote hain.. :smiley:
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  • Mere kch Janne waale forum h..jinki bot saari ids h..unke pas b bot time h..unhe laat maarke bhejta hu :trollface:
    @बाज़ीगर kch Naam btao inhe :wink:
  • Are bhai aise kaise likh diye ho..Janta k baare m jante ho na :joy:
  • Sahi hai
    In times of universal deceit,telling the truth is a revolutionary act!
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